Angel Dust

[an acknowledging head tilt]

I recently spoke with our supervisor, Richter Belmont. Our current custodial roster is bloated and inefficient. His punishment system does not work. We work from top-down, every day, all together. The harder-working of us are not incentivized and the ones who would rather be anywhere else are not encouraged. It is...shoddy at best, and it involves more work for everyone.

He dismissed my points. I would like to prove him wrong and cause him some mild humiliation in the process.

To that end, I would like to ask you to pick a floor and commit to a single day where you only clean that floor. If I am correct, we will be done in half the time and half the manpower, and from there he can take that data and...

...Appropriately use it.

[ie., 'shove it where the sun don't shine']